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I'm just going to put this out there:
I love words, but I hate poetry.
There, I said it.
Who knew it was this serious?
I will never not hate it with a passion.
Here's why I hate poetry: If you have something to
Say it directly. There's no need for all of these
JUST SAY IT.
I want to drown it in metaphors, similes, etc.
I'm not reading this garbage.
I DON'T EVEN GET IT.
What's the point of poetry?
It's not like I'm going to go around rhyming.
I hate reading it in English. I hate writing it in
My mind does not work this way.
Poetry is the only thing I don't actually like.
Don't get me started on that symbolism crap.
Why can't a tree just be a tree?
Where is my dumb poetry book.
Poems are literally the worst.
I hate them so much I might die.
Words can not even express how much I truly detest
It's useless. And why does it have to rhyme?
Go shove a hyperbole up your ass.
I am going to write a poem about using Meryl Streep's
laugh as a ringtone.
I've bookmarked an LA Times article from 1989
in which her giggle eruptions are explored with
I've tweeted extensively on the tone and timbre of
each particular laugh. Countless hours on Youtube
have been spent
researching and cataloging her various chortles,
cackles and rolling crack-ups.
Hers is an auditory knowing glance, vibrating the
sympathetic joy. To watch a supercut of her recorded
to change or enhance the trajectory of your day
for the ...